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We Wish You a Poopy Christmas

By Bonnie Miller

A hilariously sh*tty holiday gift for everyone who loves Christmas and anyone who poops


Curl up by the fire with some steaming hot chocolate and listen to Fudgy the Poopman offer his unique take on your favorite Christmas tales. You’re probably familiar with Rudolph and his red-nose; but in this book, you hear how Christmas was saved by Rupert, whose case of IBS has left him with a shining red spot on the opposite end of his reindeer body.


Like an overindulgent holiday feast, this is the gift that just keeps giving. Packaged as a high quality hardcover and fully illustrated in bright colors (as well as brown), the holiday reboots include Silent but Deadly Night, The Nutcracker’s Dilemma, and The Twelve Days of Poopmas.


Bonnie Miller

Bonnie Miller’s singular goal in life is to make others laugh, which is exactly what she hopes this book will make you do. A writer from the time she could hold a pencil, Bonnie ultimately parlayed her love of words into a career as an advertising copywriter, writing for brands like Charmin and GE. It’s the Charmin experience that helped her perfect the ever-comical poop joke. Her books include Women Don’t Poop & Other Lies, We Wish You a Poopy Christmas and The Subtle Art of Fart Remarks. Bonnie lives in New York City, where you can always find her exploring new running routes and tirelessly hunting for the perfect podcast.

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Released: November 2018
Price: $14.95

ISBN-10: 1612438431
ISBN-13: 9781612438436

9.25" x 6.75"
64 pages

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