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The Subtle Art of Fart Remarks

By Bree Kingwind

Discover the funniest, most hilarious things to say to cut through the embarrassment of cutting the cheese with this guide to the perfect remarks to say after you fart. 


Everybody farts! But nobody knows what to say when it happens…until now!


It’s inevitable. There will come a time when someone just can’t hold it in any longer. And then, a fart. You’ve been there before and you will be there again. But what can you do in that situation? How can you break the awkward silence and move on with life? Cover it up? Look for someone to blame? Take responsibility for it and face the music?


This cute and funny gift book explores over 100 potential fart remarks that are sure to bring the right amount of humor to a variety of fart filled circumstances. Whether you’re sitting in the bathroom stall, driving in the car, or working in the office, this book provided a colossal collection of clever comments that are sure to clear the air.

Released: April 2019
Price: $12.95

ISBN-10: 1612438962
ISBN-13: 9781612438962

5" x 6.5"
144 pages

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