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Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year

By Deuce Flanagan

Discover the fascinating, dirty, and (at times) hilarious history, future and science of poop in this highly entertaining faux childrens book. What do we poop? What IS poop? And how did humans poop throughout history? The facts will blow your pants off. 


. . . when you were little, you learned that everyone poops. But did you ever discover how much? Well, sit down on that cold porcelain throne and get ready to laugh your butt off at the most amazing, hilarious, need-to-go facts on the one thing everyone does–but nobody talks about. Filled to the rim with piles of fascinating dirty fun, this illustrated kids’ book for grown-ups answers all the questions you never thought to ask:


•How do astronauts poop in space?
•Where does poop go after the flush?
•Why can I see the corn but not the chicken?
•Can I light my poop on fire?
•Who invented the first flushing toilet?
•What’s the poop on Michael Jackson, Elvis and John Wayne?


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Deuce Flanagan

Deuce Flanagan

Deuce Flanagan, son of renowned New York plumber, Ham Flanagan, is a professor of Scatological Studies at the University of Minneapolis. Inspired by numerous children’s books from his childhood that carefully taught him it was “okay to poop,” Flanagan wrote the first ever poop book for adults, Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year, winner of the fourth annual Golden Loaf Award for Feces-Related Literature.

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Released: June 2010
Price: $10.00

ISBN-10: 1569757771
ISBN-13: 9781569757772

Trade Paper
7" x 7.8"
64 pages

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