101 Silly Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids is filled with funny knock-knocks, lighthearted puns, and delightful gut-busters that kids will love reading, sharing, and telling.

Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that’s all about celebrating Valentine’s Day! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes like:

Why did the silly boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Because they are very scentimental.

Where did Mr. Cow take Mrs. Cow on a Valentine’s Day date?
To the Moooovies!

A poem for Valentine’s Day:
Roses are red, poppies are red,
The grass is red, Oh no! My yard is on fire!

What did the dubstep Valentine’s Day card say?
I wub you!

. . . .And many more!

101 Silly Easter Jokes for Kids is filled with funny knock-knocks, egg-cellent puns, and delightful gut-busters that kids will love reading, sharing, and telling.

Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that’s all about celebrating Easter! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes like:

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital?
Albunny, New York!

What did the silly kid eat on Easter?
Hot cross puns.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the assistant duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny!

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.

. . . .And many more!

Strengthen your relationship with God with this year-long Christian devotional designed to empower Black women to walk confidently in their faith.

Get ready to put aside any obstacles, doubt, fear, and negative self-talk, and say “Hello!” to what makes you magical in God’s eyes.
The Devotional for Black Women provides 52 weeks of practical biblical principles and inspiration for building intimacy with God to fully embrace your identity in Christ, understand your God-given purpose, and walk confidently in your calling. Through weekly devotional wisdom, journaling prompts, biblical affirmations, and more, readers will be empowered to:

• Overcome societal influences that Black women often allow to make up their identities
• Nurture a stronger, more personal relationship with God
• Build upon the faith, trust, and confidence needed to share your uniqueness with the world as a Black Christian woman
• And so much more!

This undated devotional allows readers the freedom to engage at their leisure and is perfect for Black Christian women who desire to make their faith an intricate part of their lifestyle.

Need a little inspiration for your next post on Threads? The Little Book of Threads features 1400 short, poignant and funny quotes from every walk of life and for every conceivable topic.

The succinct, punchy quotes in this wonderfully diverse collection come from writers, celebrities, artists, and politicians all over the world, including Barack Obama, Oscar Wilde, Dolly Parton, Julia Child, Tupac Shakur, and Hunter S. Thompson. With an easy-to-use, A-to-Z organization by topic, you can quickly find the perfect quote for anything you want to post about.

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” –Oscar Wilde

“You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.” —Dolly Parton

“I read part of it all the way through.” –Samuel Goldwyn

A beer lover’s trail guide! Outdoor enthusiasts and craft beer lovers; this guidebook is for you.

With 50 carefully selected trails all around Colorado; ranging from relaxing urban walks to more challenging mountain trails; Beer Hiking Colorado offers a hike and a brew to suit anyone’s tastes. Explore the exceptional variety of Colorado’s landscapes and craft breweries and reward yourself with a delicious local beer.

The book includes detailed descriptions of trail locations and routes; including skill level; elevation; length; and distance. You’ll also find key beer intel; such as flavor profiles; IBUs and brewery fun facts. With map references and downloadable GPX files; you will be able to easily find your way on the trails and from trailhead to brewery.

“After training with CINCH for the past three years, I’ve learned the cycling-specific techniques that make me a better rider and racer; healthier and injury-free; and more effective and positive off the bike.” ―Lilburn Shaw, 2018 Masters Road National Champion

Cycling on Form reveals the pro approach to cycling training.

Riding a bike faster takes more than just fitness. It takes skills that you can master to become a faster, stronger rider. In his new guide, former professional bike racer Tom Danielson shows how to transform your cycling from amateur to professional level with the fitness and time you have now.

Danielson reveals how the pros go beyond the modern standards of interval workouts, base-building, and recovery to train the whole athlete, mind and body. Danielson shows how to truly ride and train to the fullest through:

· Fitness: Self-tests to identify your riding strengths and weaknesses then focus on custom training to address them.

· Mental focus: The pros know that winning means using your head and your legs. You’ll get pro tips on big-picture goal setting and mid-ride concentration strategies to help you stay focused.

· Execution: Cycling is hard and executing a great ride when it matters takes practice. Danielson shares on-the-bike skills, efficient and powerful techniques, strategies to stay in the race, ways to finish with the lead group, and how to excel on a ride you’ve never done before.

· Nutrition: Pro riders put sports nutrition into daily practice. Danielson distills the facts of diet, food as fuel, and fueling to recover.

Too many cyclists train by trying to set new Strava PRs, only to get frustrated by the limited gains. There’s a better way. Cycling On Form unlocks a pro method for riding faster and stronger.

Tom Danielson’s Core Advantage offers a simple, highly effective core strength program for cyclists. This comprehensive approach shows the 50 essential core workout exercises that will build strength and endurance in the key core muscles for cycling–no gym membership required.

Professional cyclist Tom Danielson used to have a bad back. He shifted in the saddle, never comfortable, often riding in pain. Hearing that core strength could help his back, he started doing crunches, which made matters worse. He turned to personal trainer Allison Westfahl for a new approach. Danielson and Westfahl developed all-new core exercises to build core strength specifically for cycling, curing Danielson’s back problems. Better yet, Danielson found that stronger core muscles boosted his pedaling efficiency and climbing power.

Using Danielson’s core exercises, cyclists of all abilities will enjoy faster, pain-free riding. Cyclists will perform simple exercises using their own body weight to build strength in the low back, hips, abs, chest, and shoulders without adding unwanted bulk and without weights, machines, or a gym membership. Each Core Advantage exercise complements the motions of riding a bike so cyclists strengthen the right muscles that stabilize and support the body, improving efficiency and reducing the fatigue that can lead to overuse injuries and pain in the back, neck, and shoulders.

Beginner, intermediate, and advanced training plans will help bike racers, century riders, and weekend warriors to build core strength throughout the season. Each plan features warm-up stretches and 15 core exercises grouped into workouts for injury resistance, better posture, improved stability and bike handling, endurance, and power. Westfahl explains the goal for each exercise, which Danielson models in clear photographs.

Riding a bike takes more than leg strength. Now Tom Danielson’s Core Advantage lays out the core strengthening routines that enable longer, faster rides.

The Award-Winning, International Best-Seller

“I have success, money, women. I’ve been lionized by the public and the press. The world is at my feet. I’ve spread my wings and here I am, soaring above everything and everyone. But in reality, the descent has already begun.”

At age 20, Thomas Dekker was already earning €100,000 a yearas an amateur bike racer. The next year, he turned pro and his salary quadrupled then rose again to €900,000 as he established his position as a super-domestique among Europe’s wealthiest superteams. The sport marveled at Dekker’s rise as the young racer set his ambitions on capturing cycling’s biggest prizes for himself. Before long, though, Dekker found himself corrupted by money, dazzled by fame, and cracking under the relentless pressure to perform at a superhuman level.

In his tell-all book DESCENT: My Epic Fall from Cycling Superstardom to Doping Dead End, Dekker reveals a sordid way of life full of blood bags, drugs, prostitutes, and money. DESCENT tells the story of a yearslong bender that exposes the brutal truth of his life as a professional cyclist. And Dekker is not alone; he names those who fell with him and those who aided in his downfall. In DESCENT, we take an unflinching look at the European peloton as it roars through its modern boom yearsthe height of the EPO eraand what we see is shocking. You won’t be able to turn away from this page-turning read about one man’s rise, fall, and redemption and what his story reveals about professional sports.

★★★★★ “I laughed, I cried and I was 100% re-inspired to stick with my own personal fitness goals”

Running Outside the Comfort Zone uncovers the brash, bold, and very human sides of running, and along the way Susan Lacke rekindles her own crush on America’s favorite all-comers sport.

Running offers much more than road racing! After a decade of writing about running, sports columnist Susan Lacke found herself in a serious running rut. The runners around her seemed to be thriving, setting goals, and having fun, but her own interest in running was lackluster.

Seeking to reengage with the sport she once loved, Lacke spends a year exploring running in its many shapes and forms, taking on running challenges that scare her, push her, and downright embarrass her. From races with giant cheese wheels to a regional wife-carrying competition, a naked 5K to climbing the dark stairwells of the Empire State Building, Lacke’s brave forays and misadventures are chronicled in wondrous and funny stories.