Pocket Hotties: Pedro Pascal

The perfect gift book for Pedro Pascal fans, fans of The Mandalorian, The Last of Us, and Narcos, and anyone who loves pop culture, movies, and celebrities!

 

A collection of all the best quotes from beloved actor and internet daddy José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal, this book will cover his thoughts on relationships, life, acting, success, society and culture, and himself. Funny, inspiring, and entertaining, this quote collection celebrates every endearing quality that Pedro Pascal has—from his knee to his passion for Prince—all in a pocket-sized package!

Pocket Hotties: Harry Styles

The perfect gift book for Harry Styles fans, One Direction fans, or anyone who loves pop music, movies, and fashion!

 

A collection of all the best quotes from superstar and Grammy award winner Harry Styles, this book will cover his thoughts on relationships, life, fashion and style, success, music, and himself. Uplifting and quirky, this quote collection celebrates the wonderful and unique person that Harry Styles is, all in a pocket-sized package!

Heartbeats in the Woods

Follow Bear and his forest companions as they help him rediscover how hugs are made and the importance of friendship!

 

Bear has forgotten something important—he remembers the feeling and the sound “badump, badump, badump”—but he can’t seem to remember how hugs are made! He holds his arms out in a circle, but it just doesn’t feel right. Bear’s friends Toad, Fox, Dove, and Hedgehog come along one by one and try to help him out, but it isn’t until they all join together that the hug finally feels right and the sound of heartbeats in the woods returns to Bear’s ears once again.

Goodnight Homeroom

Gift middle school graduates with an informative and humorous guide to high school, featuring life-changing tips combined with funny full-color illustrations in this faux children’s book for soon-to-be freshmen.

 

Congratulations, you’re officially off to high school! For a soon-to-be freshmen, life comes at you fast, and the move from middle school to high school is one of the most exciting, difficult, and, at times, overwhelming transitions you’ll ever go through. Goodnight Homeroom contains funny rhyming poems covering the ups and downs of high school along with advice on how to enjoy your time and overcome challenges during the next four years, including:

  • Saying goodbye to your middle school besties
  • Navigating the first days of freshman year
  • Carving out your own studying strategies
  • Making new, lifelong friends
  • Trying out clubs, sports, and important extracurriculars
  • Preparing for tough tests (and the SAT/ACT)
  • Getting ready for college applications
  • And so much more!

From the authors and illustrator of the beloved book Goodnight Dorm Room: All the Advice I Wish I Got Before Going to College.

Cursed Crochet

Crochet hilariously upside-down versions of cartoon characters, video game heroes, and childhood toys with the first-ever AI-generated crochet book showcasing the extremely weird, bad-good patterns made by a computer.

 

What happens when you ask ChatGPT to write an amigurumi pattern?

 

In early 2023, we asked the groundbreaking AI platform to create adorable crochet patterns of beloved characters and our favorite animals. Instead, we were left with charmingly strange versions of these creatures that delighted and horrified, like:

  • Squooshward, a confused adaptation of Spongebob’s grouchy neighbor
  • Beige Space Baby, a flesh-colored horror in the general shape of beloved Baby Yoda
  • Burfy, an even more terrifying version of the cursed 90s children’s toy
  • Oopa, a deranged interpretation of Aang’s trusty flying bison
  • And more!

Whether you’re a beginner crocheter or an advanced yarn worker, grab your copy and stitch along with these patterns that are completely wrong, slightly strange, but above all hilariously fun.

Cults: A True Crime Collection

Discover the truth of what happens when true believers go too far with the shocking stories of the world’s most known and horrific cults like The Order of the Solar Temple and the NXIVM Cult.

 

Cults have been around for centuries, and many have been dubbed as satanic and murderous due to their heinous crimes. In Cults: A True Crime Collection, you will get to study the most notorious ones and what they did to achieve that notoriety. Get to know the story behind the scariest cults in history, including:

 

  • Charles Manson and the Manson Family
  • Heaven’s Gate and their mass suicide attempts
  • Blood-consuming cults like the Vampire Clan
  • Jim Jones and the Jonestown Massacre
  • The People’s Temple and their cyanide-laced drinks
  • And more!

 

From gruesome suicides to clan murders, Cults: A True Crime Collection will tell you the real story behind the crimes and the leaders who orchestrated them. This book also studies the rise and fall of said clans and what led them to commit such terrible crimes like mass murders and human sacrifices.

1990s Coloring Book

Relive the best decade ever with this most excellent coloring book featuring some of the greatest hits of the ’90s, including the Spice Girls, Full House, Beanie Babies, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jerry Springer, Baywatch, and more!

 

Calling all ’90s babies! Dust off your scented markers and get ready for a blast from the past—it’s time to celebrate the most bodacious time period of all with The 1990s Coloring Book! Color through 64 pages from everyone’s favorite decade, with highlights from all of the greatest pop culture moments, including:

  • The Taco Bell Chihuahua
  • Saved by the Bell
  • Rico Suave
  • Ace Ventura
  • American Gladiators
  • The X-Files
  • And more!
101 Silly Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids

101 Silly Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids is filled with funny knock-knocks, lighthearted puns, and delightful gut-busters that kids will love reading, sharing, and telling.

 

Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that’s all about celebrating Valentine’s Day! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes like:

 

Why did the silly boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

 

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Because they are very scentimental.

 

Where did Mr. Cow take Mrs. Cow on a Valentine’s Day date?
To the Moooovies!

 

A poem for Valentine’s Day:
Roses are red, poppies are red,
The grass is red, Oh no! My yard is on fire!

 

What did the dubstep Valentine’s Day card say?
I wub you!

 

. . . .And many more!

101 Silly Easter Jokes for Kids

101 Silly Easter Jokes for Kids is filled with funny knock-knocks, egg-cellent puns, and delightful gut-busters that kids will love reading, sharing, and telling.

 

Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that’s all about celebrating Easter! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes like:

 

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital?
Albunny, New York!

 

What did the silly kid eat on Easter?
Hot cross puns.

 

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the assistant duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

 

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny!

 

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.

 

. . . .And many more!

Devotional for Black Women

Strengthen your relationship with God with this year-long Christian devotional designed to empower Black women to walk confidently in their faith.

Get ready to put aside any obstacles, doubt, fear, and negative self-talk, and say “Hello!” to what makes you magical in God’s eyes.
The Devotional for Black Women provides 52 weeks of practical biblical principles and inspiration for building intimacy with God to fully embrace your identity in Christ, understand your God-given purpose, and walk confidently in your calling. Through weekly devotional wisdom, journaling prompts, biblical affirmations, and more, readers will be empowered to:

  • Overcome societal influences that Black women often allow to make up their identities
  • Nurture a stronger, more personal relationship with God
  • Build upon the faith, trust, and confidence needed to share your uniqueness with the world as a Black Christian woman
  • And so much more!

 

This undated devotional allows readers the freedom to engage at their leisure and is perfect for Black Christian women who desire to make their faith an intricate part of their lifestyle.

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