The 2,320 Funniest Quotes
The massive, sidesplitting collection of the most comical and entertaining quotes of all time.
From the witty quips of Mark Twain to the unintentionally hilarious gaffs of today’s celebrities, this collection of snappy quotes puts readers in hysterics. Presenting the best of the best reader favorites from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume has clever gems on every topic imaginable. It ranges from Oscar Wilde’s devious perspective on people (“Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.”) to Socrates’ ironic advice on marriage (“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”) to Julia Roberts’ view on keeping it real (“Your face tells a story — and it shouldn’t be a story about your drive to the doctor’s office.”). The 2,320 Funniest Quotes is perfect for readers who want a cocktail party wisecrack, Facebook wall post, or witty retort, or who are just looking for a reason to smile.
Price: $14.95
ISBN-10: 1569759758
ISBN-13: 9781569759752
Trade Paper
5.5" x 8.5"
384 pages
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Born to Pun
Uncover the best of hilarious, punny wordplay in this massive book of funny one-liners and side-splittingly creative jokes. Make every day funny punny with this massive book of over 1,400 puns. Perfect for word nerds, class clowns, and dads everywhere, never miss an opportunity to deliver a groan-inducing, yet hilarious one-liner. If
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