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The 2,320 Funniest Quotes

By Tom Corr

The massive, sidesplitting collection of the most comical and entertaining quotes of all time.


From the witty quips of Mark Twain to the unintentionally hilarious gaffs of today’s celebrities, this collection of snappy quotes puts readers in hysterics. Presenting the best of the best reader favorites from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume has clever gems on every topic imaginable. It ranges from Oscar Wilde’s devious perspective on people (“Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.”) to Socrates’ ironic advice on marriage (“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”) to Julia Roberts’ view on keeping it real (“Your face tells a story — and it shouldn’t be a story about your drive to the doctor’s office.”). The 2,320 Funniest Quotes is perfect for readers who want a cocktail party wisecrack, Facebook wall post, or witty retort, or who are just looking for a reason to smile.

Released: August 2011
Price: $14.95

ISBN-10: 1569759758
ISBN-13: 9781569759752

Trade Paper
5.5" x 8.5"
384 pages


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