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Man Walks Into a Bar, Second Edition

By Stephen Arnott, Stephen Arnott and Mike Haskins

Be the life of the party with this ridiculous and definitely-not-for-kids joke book. Includes knock-knock-jokes, one-liners, puns, and more hilarious jokes.


Do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family, and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of thousands of jokes and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud.

  • Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year!
  • A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
  • The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime
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Stephen Arnott and Mike Haskins

Stephen Arnott is the author of Sex: A User’s Guide. Born in Jamaica, he currently lives in Peterborough with his partner and daughter.


Mike Haskins is a comedy writer for TV and radio. He lives with his wife and daughter in Norwich.

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Released: May 2022
Price: $18.95

ISBN-10: 1646043642
ISBN-13: 9781646043644

480 pages

Rights Available:
US, Canada

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