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Man Walks into a Bar

By Stephen Arnott and Mike Haskins
>Do you want to hear a joke? Good. This is one mammoth collection of gut-busters.
Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from ACCOUNTANTS TO ZEBRAS, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone LAUGHING OUT LOUD.
  • Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year!
  • A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
  • Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep!
  • What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ”Oh look! Donut seeds!
  • The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime.
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AUTHOR

Stephen Arnott and Mike Haskins

Stephen Arnott is the author of Sex: A User’s Guide. Born in Jamaica, he currently lives in Peterborough with his partner and daughter.

 

Mike Haskins is a comedy writer for TV and radio. He lives with his wife and daughter in Norwich.

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PRODUCT INFO
Released: August 2008
Price: $15.95

ISBN-10: 1569756228
ISBN-13: 9781569756225

Paperback
6" x 9"
480 pages

Rights Available:
U.S., Canada
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