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Officially Off the Clock

By Editors of Ulysses Press

Surprise new retirees with this hilarious and pawsitively adorable gift book full of funny sayings and retirement wishes—A perfect going-away gift for those lucky coworkers, bosses, friends, family, and more!


Kick back and relax into full-time retired life with some dogs that already know how to live the good life in this funny, utterly adorable and giftable retirement book. Inside you’ll find hard-working (and hardly working) pups to inspire, admire—and just plain make you laugh—paired with a quotes and sayings all about making the most of the best years of your life, including:


  • “No work and all play.”
  • “Life’s a beach when you’re retired.”
  • “What do you call a person who’s happy on a Monday? Retired.”
  • “No more alarm clocks, just dream schedules.”


Shake off those sad goodbyes with this beautiful, hardcover collection of dogs on permanent vacation—the perfect gift for the new retiree in your life!


Editors of Ulysses Press

Ulysses Press is an independent publishing house based in Brooklyn, New York, and Berkeley, California.

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Released: August 2020
Price: $12.95

ISBN-10: 1646040430
ISBN-13: 9781646040438

6" x 6"
64 pages

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