>Do you want to hear a joke? Good. This is one mammoth collection of gut-busters.
Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from ACCOUNTANTS TO ZEBRAS, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone LAUGHING OUT LOUD.
- Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year!
- A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
- Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep!
- What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ”Oh look! Donut seeds!
- The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime.