Man Walks into a Bar
- Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year!
- A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
- Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep!
- What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ”Oh look! Donut seeds!
- The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime.
Stephen Arnott and Mike Haskins
Stephen Arnott is the author of Sex: A User’s Guide. Born in Jamaica, he currently lives in Peterborough with his partner and daughter.
Mike Haskins is a comedy writer for TV and radio. He lives with his wife and daughter in Norwich.
ISBN-10: 1569756228
ISBN-13: 9781569756225
Paperback
6" x 9"
480 pages
Rights Available:
U.S., Canada
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