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Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes

By Rudy A. Swale

There are some jokes that can never be repeated in front of one’s mother. That doesn’t mean the jokes aren’t funny. Generally it means they’re laugh-out -loud hilarious! And The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes offers the biggest, baddest, badassest collection of these off-color quips. Guided by the philosophy that nothing is too raw as long as it’s funny, this book celebrates, revels and rolls around in the dirty fun like a pig in its own…oh, you know.


Q: Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A: They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman.
A sixteen-year-old boy goes into a drug store and asks for some condoms. The pharmacist says he looks very young to be needing condoms and asks what on earth he would want with such things. The boy replies that he has been seeing a girl for a few weeks and things are starting to get hot, and that night he is going to her parents’ house for dinner, and afterwards is suppose to take her to a movie but is going to take her back to his room and screw her every style from missionary to doggy and back again. The pharmacist sells the boy the condoms and off he goes. That night he rings on his girlfriend’s door. She answers and brings him into the dining room where her parents are sitting at the table. Immediately, the boy buries his face in his hands and starts saying grace. A minute passes, then two, and finally, after five minutes, the girlfriend leans over and whispers in his ear, “I didn’t know you were so religious.” The boy replies, “I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist.”

Released: Jun 2008
Price: $12.95 US

ISBN-10: 1569756600
ISBN-13: 978-1569756607

Trade Paper
360 pages


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