101 Silly Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids
101 Silly Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids is filled with funny knock-knocks, lighthearted puns, and delightful gut-busters that kids will love reading, sharing, and telling.
Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that’s all about celebrating Valentine’s Day! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes like:
Why did the silly boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Because they are very scentimental.
Where did Mr. Cow take Mrs. Cow on a Valentine’s Day date?
To the Moooovies!
A poem for Valentine’s Day:
Roses are red, poppies are red,
The grass is red, Oh no! My yard is on fire!
What did the dubstep Valentine’s Day card say?
I wub you!
. . . .And many more!
Editors of Ulysses Press
Ulysses Press is an independent publishing house based in Brooklyn, New York, and Berkeley, California.
Price: $7.95
ISBN-10: 1646046137
ISBN-13: 9781646046133
Paperback
4 x 6
112 pages
Rights Available:
World
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