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Beet This

By Sam Kaplan, Tyanni Niles, Keith Riegert

Settle in for a stay at Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast with this hilarious unofficial cookbook featuring rustic, beet-heavy recipes that everyone’s number one Assistant to the Regional Manager would approve of.


You’re already a superfan of The Office. You’ve rewatched the show multiple times, you know every prank Jim ever pulled on Dwight, and you have a favorite Michael Scott quote. But with this cookbook, you can take your love of all things Dunder Mifflin to the next level.


Make your next meal in true Schrute-Farms style with this cookbook that is equal parts rustic and ridiculous (just like our favorite Assistant to the Regional Manager). Beet This is packed with old and hearty, Pennsylvania-inspired recipes that would earn Dwight K. Schrute’s perfectenschlag stamp of approval, including:

  • Russian Beet Soup
  • Veal Loaf
  • Beet Biscuit with Rabbit Gravy
  • Spicy Fried Rattlesnake with Pickled Beets
  • German Pot Pie
  • And more (especially with beets)!

Throw on your lederhosen, don your Küss den Koch apron, and prepare to be transported to a magical, beet-filled corner of Northeast Pennsylvania.


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Author Sam Kaplan

Sam Kaplan

Sam Kaplan is an author, editor, satirist, comedian, and therapist living in Oakland, California. He believes in the saying, “laughter is the greatest cure for not laughing.”

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Tyanni Niles

Tyanni Niles enjoys writing short stories and flash fiction. In her spare time, she likes to make friendship bracelets and other crafts. She lives in Brooklyn, New York. You can find some of her writing pieces on Instagram @tyanniajeewrites and her craft creations at _InfinityKnots.

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Keith Riegert

Keith Riegert is the publisher of the independent publishing house, Ulysses Press, and an adjunct professor in the masters of publishing at New York University. He is the author of nine books including Goodnight Dorm Room, The Wright Brother Photographs, and Professor Jonathan T. Buck’s Mysterious Airship Notebook. He lives in Long Island City, New York.

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Released: July 2021
Price: $17.95

ISBN-10: 1646041887
ISBN-13: 9781646041886

5" x 7"
144 pages

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